I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
I can never die.
Whenever I have a friend over
Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)
clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”